Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
im dead
Submitted 2 years ago by euphoria@kbin.social to [deleted]
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Speculater@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How did you get your name like that?
Speculater@lemmy.world 2 years ago
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
gosling@lemmy.world 2 years ago
passive aggressive body positivity
danielbln@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Saneless@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Higher than average space time distorters
SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This screams manufactured outrage.
Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
fugepe@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eating landwhales
moosetwin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
PointThink@lemmy.world 2 years ago
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 years ago
When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
wunami@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
Chunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
People of size
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 2 years ago
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
zaph@lemmy.world 2 years ago
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 years ago
The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It’s not as long-term stable as height, but it’s at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn’t that common.
trekman10@union.place 2 years ago
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You couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
Dntshoot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Those fat asses are obese
HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
Halosheep@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
TheBlue22@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
The next big hit rap title just dropped.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
Fisk400@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
Dangy@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
Fisk400@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn’t mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.
callmepk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damn they gonna burn that calories
Zehzin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s a fantastic pun.
790@lemmy.sdf.org 2 years ago
This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
Patrizsche@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
dwan@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
Spudwart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imperfect Cell writing articles now?
OpenStars@kbin.social 2 years ago
Delish...
Nika03@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Two fat hoes
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expatriado@lemmy.world 2 years ago
when you hire a cannibal to write the news
fluxion@lemmy.world 2 years ago
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’ll take your porky.crackling if you don’t want it.