Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
im dead
Submitted 11 months ago by euphoria@kbin.social to [deleted]
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Speculater@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How did you get your name like that?
Speculater@lemmy.world 11 months ago
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
gosling@lemmy.world 11 months ago
passive aggressive body positivity
danielbln@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Saneless@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Higher than average space time distorters
SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 11 months ago
This screams manufactured outrage.
Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
fugepe@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eating landwhales
moosetwin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
PointThink@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 10 months ago
When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
wunami@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
Chunk@lemmy.world 10 months ago
People of size
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 11 months ago
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
zaph@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
Comment105@lemm.ee 11 months ago
The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It’s not as long-term stable as height, but it’s at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn’t that common.
trekman10@union.place 11 months ago
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You couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
Dntshoot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Those fat asses are obese
HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
Halosheep@lemmy.world 11 months ago
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
TheBlue22@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
The next big hit rap title just dropped.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
Fisk400@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
Dangy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
Fisk400@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn’t mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.
callmepk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn they gonna burn that calories
Zehzin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s a fantastic pun.
790@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
Patrizsche@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
dwan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
Spudwart@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Imperfect Cell writing articles now?
OpenStars@kbin.social 11 months ago
Delish...
Nika03@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Two fat hoes
expatriado@lemmy.world 11 months ago
when you hire a cannibal to write the news
fluxion@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll take your porky.crackling if you don’t want it.