Arsonists. A calorie is a measure of energy needed to heat and they increased the temperature of the building. Thus, high calorie.
im dead
Submitted 1 year ago by euphoria@kbin.social to [deleted]
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Speculater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Here_in_Malaysia@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How did you get your name like that?
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 year ago
On the website for your instance, you can change your display name. I googled a random fancy text generator and copy/pasted.
thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
I dunno why you’re getting all these downvotes… I got a free TIL out of it 🤷
gosling@lemmy.world 1 year ago
passive aggressive body positivity
danielbln@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.
Saneless@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Higher than average space time distorters
SuddenDownpour@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This screams manufactured outrage.
Smokeless7048@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.
fugepe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eating landwhales
moosetwin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
PointThink@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Screw you guys ! am not fat, am just a high calorie human.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 1 year ago
When you try not to offend anybody and end up making it worse
wunami@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.
Chunk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
People of size
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 year ago
God forbid anyone use the word “obese.” Don’t want to trigger anyone.
zaph@lemmy.world 1 year ago
To be fair to people who are offended by this, the weight of the criminal seems entirely irrelevant so it’s pretty obvious that the intention was to rile people up.
Comment105@lemm.ee 1 year ago
The weight of the criminal is as relevant as their height, if not more. It’s not as long-term stable as height, but it’s at least as important as an identifier. Even more so in countries where obesity isn’t that common.
trekman10@union.place 1 year ago
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You couldn't possibly know if they're obese unless you were their doctor.
Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
Dntshoot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Those fat asses are obese
HardlightCereal@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The outlet that posted this is conservative and intended to rile people up on purpose.
Halosheep@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are some that consider the term obese to be derogatory.
I don’t agree with that opinion, but I can understand where they come from. I generally support body positivity with a heavy dose of realism. Being overweight shouldn’t be a reason for someone to treat you poorly, but pushing the idea that being overweight isn’t unhealthy is where I draw the line.
If I were medically overweight I’m sure I would also not like any term that directly points to something considered a very negative trait, however clinical the word is.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.
TheBlue22@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I think the proper term is “2 fat bitches”
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
The next big hit rap title just dropped.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Those women would be getting concerned friends saying they look dangerously thin in most of the US…
AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
could have used “body-positive” for more positivity
Fisk400@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s just someone being a smug asshole. Why else would they waste text to describe something that is shown in the picture.
Dangy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pictures are transcribed all the time for the visually impaired.
Fisk400@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It is also a useless description for the visually impaired. It doesn’t mention that they are in an elevator, what color the gas can is it any other useful information about the picture.
callmepk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Damn they gonna burn that calories
Zehzin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s a fantastic pun.
790@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
This is valuable information, if you are interested in eating them.
Patrizsche@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How will they ever be recognized with those little masks
dwan@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Is it ok if I’m laughing? I don’t want to offend my low calories soy milk.
Spudwart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imperfect Cell writing articles now?
OpenStars@kbin.social 1 year ago
Delish...
Nika03@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Two fat hoes
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expatriado@lemmy.world 1 year ago
when you hire a cannibal to write the news
fluxion@lemmy.world 1 year ago
But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!
saltesc@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ll take your porky.crackling if you don’t want it.