Anon meets a celebrity

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tom Cruise pays me $50/month for my toenail clippings.

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  • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He pays $10/month if you cry while you clip them.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fifty bucks a month is all I need, I don’t have to live like Rockefeller to be happy.

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Where do I sign up?

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  • Brkdncr@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s sells them to me for $35. What’s his game?

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    • dudinax@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No game, he’s just broke at the end of the month.

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    • drolex@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you sold them to me for $60, you told me they cost you $45? What is wrong with you? I will have to find a more honest toenail clippings retailer. Have a good day sir.

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    • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s $20 a mo the to play his game.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can hear this post

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Obviously that’s not Tom Cruise. It’s Jerma.

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