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He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • yesman@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Americans will use anything but the Metric System

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet.

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      • beerclue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I’m pretty sure those 12’ are not exact either. You wouldn’t say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.

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      • swab148@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive

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  • marius@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes?

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    • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ducktales moon theme starts playing

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      • CodexArcanum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I guffawed, well done!

        youtu.be/KF32DRg9opA?si=jK6SNCLzBfBRkUeu

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  • ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A surprising number, but then I’m told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?

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  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.

    Take that Simone Biles

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you add another ‘ it’s twice the size of my dingdong

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