Wait, she jumped for 12 minutes?
He's written over 200, so she has a ways to go...
Submitted 9 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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marius@feddit.org 9 months ago
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 9 months ago
ducktales moon theme starts playing
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I guffawed, well done!
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 9 months ago
Ok, but how many Simone Biles books could James Patterson jump over?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A surprising number, but then I’m told that James Patterson is actually the pen name of Michael Jordan.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Face it, haters: for all her accomplishments, Simone Biles is still no James Patterson.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Has Simone Biles even written one single novel that got turned into a TV series?
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Oh yeah? Well I can jump over hundreds of books on my tablet.
Take that Simone Biles
Nikls94@lemmy.world 9 months ago
If you add another ‘ it’s twice the size of my dingdong
yesman@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Americans will use anything but the Metric System
deranger@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
3.658 meters isn’t inherently any more comprehensible than 12 feet.
beerclue@lemmy.world 9 months ago
No one will say 3.658m. We would say about 3.5m or 3 and a half meters. I’m pretty sure those 12’ are not exact either. You wouldn’t say 11 feet, 5 and 1/32 inches, right?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’m just saying if she really wants to impress me, she knows what she has to do.
swab148@lemm.ee 9 months ago
She could clear all of the books if you download them as PDFs and put them on a thumb drive