Lemme tell ya. My Doctor, he’s a real class-act. Gave a guy 6 weeks to live, the guy said he could pay, he gave him another 6 weeks. Hey alright.
All I Know Is Rejection. When I Was A Kid, My Yo-Yo: It Never Came Back
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proper@lemmy.world 9 months ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
Poor guy got no respect. It was pretty sad.
Seriously, though. I saw his standup for the first time several years ago. I think this was from the early 80s on Carson and the dude was lit. I only knew him from movies and his general schtick. I’d never seen his timing and delivery. He was great.
aaaa@lemmy.world 9 months ago
His standup was definitely better than any of his movies
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Gonna badmouth Caddyshack and Back to School, really?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 months ago
There are an amazing number of Carson clips on YouTube. Lots of very cool moments and people coming together you wouldn’t expect.
The only time I think you will ever see George Carlin and Richard Pryor on TV together was when they were on Carson.
dditty@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Wise guys I tell ya; last week I checked into a hotel and I asked the bellhop to handle my bag - he started feeling up my wife
UmeU@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
Boy am I ugly. I’m so ugly that when I was born the doctor slapped my mother.
My mother, she wouldn’t breastfeed me, she said she liked me as a friend.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
Then later as I was growing up, when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Boy I was an ugly kid. I had plenty of pimples, one day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
I met the surgeon general, he gave me a cigarette.
Then I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.
I told my doctor I want to get a vasectomy. He told me that with a face like mine, I don’t need one.
I told my doctor, “Every day I wake up, I look in the mirror, I want to throw up. What’s wrong with me?” He said, “I don’t know, but your eyesight is perfect.
I tell ya, I know I’m ugly. My proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Dangerfield is timeless.
Delphia@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I really want someone to do a serious long form documentary about him and his comedy career while there are people with stories about him still alive.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Every comedian I’ve heard talk about meeting him mentions that he was on cocaine at the time. The guy was wild.
UnityDevice@startrek.website 9 months ago
I was just introducing someone to Rodney last night because some actor in a show we saw looked a bit like him. Then I wake up and see this here. Life sure has funny coincidences sometimes.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 months ago
We’re gangstalking you.
UnityDevice@startrek.website 9 months ago
Yay, fan club.
Rolando@lemmy.world 9 months ago
"I tell ya, in my neighborhood, you play football, it’s really tough. After they sack the quarterback, they go after his family.” -Dangerfield
Trex202@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My wife likes to talk while she’s making love. Last night, she called me up from the Holiday Inn.