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Anon practices time management

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • reflectedodds@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Standard operating procedure for high school

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And grad school.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And experienced professional 😐

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  • sazey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I once read someone make a point (more eloquently than me) that procrastination is your brain’s internal bullshit detector. For example, if a lion were to break into your room right now, you would get the fuck up and flee no matter how lazy/neet you may be. Therefore the matters you procrastinate on are a big old bag of hooey (according to your mind).

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I procrastinate on cooking and then complain that I’m hungry and there’s no time to make food. I think my brain is broken.

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      • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        your brain is fully aware that you can just have two handful of nuts and be good for a couple of hours. Just because your brain also believes that you gotta have a proper meal doesn’t matter

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      • sazey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not missing a meal (or a few even) won’t kill you, try getting to a starving state and then see if your brain let’s you park your ass on the couch.

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  • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I definitely have never done this before, no sir, not even once

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  • Gamerman153@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s a Ted talk on this called panic monkey.

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    • jagungal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I watched it instead of doing an assignment in high school. Made a lot of sense and little difference.

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just looked it up. It’s a talk based on the Wait But Why? blog: www.youtube.com/watch?v=arj7oStGLkU

      FYI, the name for the thing he’s describing is ADHD. The “rational decision maker” is called executive function.

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      • Gamerman153@lemmynsfw.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Glorious, never knew about the post. Thanks

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  • pelletbucket@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    adrenaline is nature’s Adderall.

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  • Contentedness@lemmy.nz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you leave it till the last minute, it only takes a minute!

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    • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_law

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  • quixotic120@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    executives call a variation this “optimization”. oh it took you four weeks instead of five? do it in four next time. give me a 300,000 dollar bonus please

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a software engineer, the trick is to never tell them it takes four weeks, you promise 5 weeks, procrastinate for 4, and do it in 2, blaming the extra on software being hard. Most execs understand that, and only being a week late is pretty good (my boss adds 2 weeks to all my estimates for his own reporting).

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s no way to live.

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    • Logical@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True. I have a tendency to behave like this when it comes to work like this, and whenever I do it almost always leads to a bunch of unnecessary stress. It has genuinely made me better at solving problems on the fly, but I don’t need that skill as much when I just plan a little better and actually stick to it.

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      • JATtho@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, It’s horrible, and can lead to minimizing any responsibilities you have. Even if you consciously want to accept a new responsibility/task, and have pre-planned how to do it well; Yet, you’ll struggle to keep the promise to yourself. Self-blame will only make it worse.

        Near the deadline the brain has (at best) already done all the work subconsciously, and you only to manifest the thing into reality. Don’t doubt this, trashing the subconscious work is the worst thing you can do to yourself in a such situation.

        (I’m not 100% sure I’m talking about the same subject, but anyway.)

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Welcome to ADHD lol

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  • arin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is me but i only manage 50% and fail

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  • notaviking@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon used ChatGPT to do the assignment, didn’t they

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    • sparkle@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      no they just have ADHD

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