Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.

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• killea@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not exactly the same but feels like Simpsons already did it. image

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  • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    By the same creator, “this ham gum is mostly bones!”

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• sxan@midwest.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Monopoly” as “one of [the] world’s greatest games.” That’s enough right there to tell you that civilization jumped the shark decades ago.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought it couldn’t get lower than Curb Your Enthusiasm Monopoly.

    Yes, it’s real. They found a way to take everything good and funny out of that show and squeeze it out and put the rest down as a board game.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It always makes me cringe when I see how commercialised Monopoly is. Like, do they honestly not see the irony?

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s worse than you think.

    theguardian.com/…/secret-history-monopoly-capital…

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• BoxerDevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  would you believe that the original rules and board were a waring against capitalism. Until capitalism got a hold of it.

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  • DakRalter@thelemmy.club ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Landlord…

    The irony, right?

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How did they not name this ‘Scrabopoly’?

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  • Stern@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Monopoble

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  • Andonno@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You rolled snake…in the kitchen.

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• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you want a wtf combination of board games, I recommend Tetris Jenga.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least that kind of makes some sense. It looks insanely difficult, but you can at least see how someone who isn’t certifiably insane would mash those two games up.

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    • Glemek@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That looks kinda cool, although it does irk me that the pieces seem to not all be tetracubes.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Are you happy? Is your family living in peace and harmony?! Shake things up a bit!”

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ll never stop blaming that goddamn lungfish that crawled out of the ocean a billion years ago. Fucker.

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This adds an entirely new strategy to the game, because you can try to construct words that add up to the number of spaces you want to go, almost completely eliminating the random chance aspect of monopoly that’s so frustrating.

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  • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The words you can choose from are limited by the letters available. Presumably you might be forced into landing on someone else’s property.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are a lot of words, man. Like way more than you or I even know. Except maybe with the strangest of hands, you probably have at minimum five different scoring words available to you, but likely a lot more

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• rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything Monopoly touches is tainted.

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