"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

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• PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I mean if you’re that worried it’d be more effective to build up a spank bank for making kids later and then just get a vasectomy.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    we have different definitions of the words ‘spank bank’

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• Linkerbaan@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Mods, deactivate this man’s balls.”

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They just want your money, super glue works just as good and it’s cheaper, non-invasive.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t compression of the tissue starve it if oxygen and cause necrosis?

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  • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What? Why would you permanently compress it?

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TIL about the meme, but to continue hypothetically - any sort of pressure to either hold the ends of the type in the mechanism, or if the tube continues through the mechanism and a “pinch” is done to prevent flow.

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• blahsay@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is an idea from a book by john scalzi called starter villain.

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Actually you’ll need to cum 3-5 times with the switch off to eliminate the chances of impregnating someone!

  It’s that way when having a vasectomy

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  • Neato@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When I got a vasectomy, it was like 20 before they wanted to do a fertility test.

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    • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That was the hardest part of the whole procedure. It took like 3 hours for the doctor to make me cum that many times.

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• Zapheus@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Controlled vasectomy…

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