Let the one guy stick his dick in there.
It can only slow it down and best case scenario it swells up, he gets stuck and the water stops completely.
Submitted 5 months ago by OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Let the one guy stick his dick in there.
It can only slow it down and best case scenario it swells up, he gets stuck and the water stops completely.
Which came first - caulk or cock?
The boat will be fine. It’ll be under water and the people have a problem, but the boat will be fine.
Let that weirdo fuck it; he’ll probably get stuck and the problem will be solved.
Just let it fucking sink
Guy on the right. He should be playing Dark Souls II
I like DS1, but it really just depends on my mood. If I want faster paced combat and I go for DS3. If I want slower paced combat, I go for DS1. Also, the first half of DS1’s world design is unmatched in how it’s all interconnected. That being said, fuck Bed of Chaos and that whole lava level. It’s just so bad (even Miyazaki agrees, as they unfortunately ran out of budget and time).
All that being said, I’m beyond hyped for Shadow of the Erdtree this week! Haven’t taken a day off work for a game launch in ages, but I sure as hell did this time.
Honestly I think the interconnected map of DS1 is one of its best features and is under-appreciated and no game since has even come close in that regard. It was a very metroidvania map and I love it
Boatussy
This is a work of art.
Ok who actually talks like this? I haven’t even seen TikTokkers talking like this, the one exception was when the writers for Elsbeth tried to write a zoomer/alphie tennis stadium worker
4chan can be like this
G*mers.
I feel personally called out with the DS3 thing
Doombot1@lemmy.one 5 months ago
Boatpilled sinkmaxxer got me