have no commercial pilot friend
Anon tests a pilot's reflexes
Submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/5eaf0756-505d-43f8-9644-6d1e021693f4.jpeg
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FiskFisk33@startrek.website 11 months ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why, do you have a problem with furries?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
That’s Air Force pilots
TxzK@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
worth it
neo@lemy.lol 11 months ago
Poor Quagmire, Peter can really be an asshole!
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
>quickly pair my phone to his car’s bluetooth
And this is how you know it’s a lie.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
As someone with a commercial pilot friend.
They are way too well trained to fall for this prank. If they were able to confuse driving and flying like this they should be on sick leave immediately.
Kayel@aussie.zone 11 months ago
I don’t care that someone lied on the internet, that made me laugh loudly in public
Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
I don’t care if you care. I just have a specific insight on this subject and wanted to share.
Hazzard@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yeah, my first thought as well was that “pulling up” would be pulling the steering wheel back, which wouldn’t do anything. Certainly wouldn’t swerve the car all the way off the road, you wouldn’t want to jerk a plane left or right in that scenario either.
So… definitely made up. But still an amusing greentext.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Would have been a better joke if they had paddle shifters and accidentally kept pressing both.
SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Motorcyclists: yanks back on the handlebars and pops a wheelie, “pulling up” the front wheel
maynarkh@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Also, yanking back on the yoke as hard as you can when you hear a terrain alert is a pretty surefire way to crash and die anyways. So yeah, fake and potentially gay.