Fuck your early access

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• whereBeWaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Full release males when a Hotfix v1.03619136 male walks in

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• hperrin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A stable male, if you will.

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  • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    stable>>>>beta>alpha<<devel ^ yogurt

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• morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going for that LTS male 💪💪

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m stable release male but I’m no longer supported so I’ve got security issues and the interface is a bit dated. But the people who used me in my prime still think I’m the best and everything after has been a downgrade.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nearly every line from the stand-up special is memeable. Funny to think it’s almost 25 years old, lol

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s brilliant in its scatterbrained excellence! Did a history report on Pol Pot because of that routine.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Me, forever a release candidate male.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  GOTY man release when a ‘30 year old game gets ported to modern systems by dedicated fans’ enters the room.

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Enter: the Gold Master Male

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  About to drop full release male v2.0

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• sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Got grand plans, a lot of hype early on, but the years go by and nothing ever comes of it?

  You’re not burned out, your life is just in development hell.

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  alpha male? puh. i’m a phi male. they’ve got nothing on me 😎

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