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The year is 50424

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Are pixels like super valuable that far into the future?

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    • HauntedCupcake@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It takes a lot of energy to send them back in time

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Version charges an arm and a leg to time-bandwidth

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It probably won’t be that long before some organism evolves the ability to digest plastic.

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    • Icalasari@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Already exists, actually. Just not widespread yet

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cool, dient know that. Now just hope they don’t make us sick or we’re really screwed. With all the microplastics in our bodies they’re going to be everywhere.

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.wikipedia.org/…/Crimes_of_the_Future_(2022_fil…

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They make it to at least 40000.

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  • sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe we will evolve crab-like anyways. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Y’all aren’t crabbing yet?

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  • meleethecat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?

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    • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Long days and pleasant nights

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  • Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s enough time for us to evolve into carbon dioxide plastic eating beings, isn’t it?

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      For something completely new like that 50k years is not all that much.

      Perhaps enough time for the existing plastic eating bacteria to spread across the world, tho a lot of plastics are buried deep in soil already, so artefacts might survive. Same as with wood, before the wood/cellulose eating bacteria got all over the place, dead trees just for buried. So at high pressure plastic might turn once again into oil.

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  • JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tf is that?

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    • SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hatsune Miku

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      • JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tf is that?

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      • fin@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        My innate otaku sensor says it isn’t.

        Cirno

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    • anosym@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1000044938

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    • Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ⑨

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Weebs are eternal

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  • NoiseColor@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would probably just be microplastics by then?

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    • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those crabs will probably just be microplastic by then, at least if our trajectory as a species has anything to say about it.

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Always has been.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think 50k years is a bit too short for major evolution to happen. And 5 million years too long for plastic figures.

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    curious what reference they use for year 0.
    any theories?

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    • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Era

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      • DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Such a stupid system. AD and BC are the same amount of letters. CE and BCE don’t line up when written. Drives me crazy!

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why would crabs use the same as us

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