The year is 50424

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Are pixels like super valuable that far into the future?

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  • HauntedCupcake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It takes a lot of energy to send them back in time

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Version charges an arm and a leg to time-bandwidth

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It probably won’t be that long before some organism evolves the ability to digest plastic.

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  • Icalasari@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Already exists, actually. Just not widespread yet

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cool, dient know that. Now just hope they don’t make us sick or we’re really screwed. With all the microplastics in our bodies they’re going to be everywhere.

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/…/Crimes_of_the_Future_(2022_fil…

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They make it to at least 40000.

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• sasquash@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  maybe we will evolve crab-like anyways. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Y’all aren’t crabbing yet?

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• meleethecat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek?

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  • Railing5132@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Long days and pleasant nights

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• Got_Bent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s enough time for us to evolve into carbon dioxide plastic eating beings, isn’t it?

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For something completely new like that 50k years is not all that much.

    Perhaps enough time for the existing plastic eating bacteria to spread across the world, tho a lot of plastics are buried deep in soil already, so artefacts might survive. Same as with wood, before the wood/cellulose eating bacteria got all over the place, dead trees just for buried. So at high pressure plastic might turn once again into oil.

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• JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Tf is that?

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  • SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hatsune Miku

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    • JimSamtanko@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Tf is that?

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    • fin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My innate otaku sensor says it isn’t.

      Cirno

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  • anosym@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    1000044938

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  • Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ⑨

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Weebs are eternal

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• NoiseColor@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It would probably just be microplastics by then?

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  • herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Those crabs will probably just be microplastic by then, at least if our trajectory as a species has anything to say about it.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Always has been.

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• MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think 50k years is a bit too short for major evolution to happen. And 5 million years too long for plastic figures.

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• Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  curious what reference they use for year 0.
  any theories?

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  • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Era

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    • DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Such a stupid system. AD and BC are the same amount of letters. CE and BCE don’t line up when written. Drives me crazy!

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Why would crabs use the same as us

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