“Try not to break any laws on your way through the parking lot!”
Howdy ho
Submitted 11 months ago by NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 11 months ago
I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!
Flummoxed@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everytime I vote for you, I taste 34 other felony convictions!!
simplejack@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Try not to suck any dick on the way through the prison yard.”
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
34 > 45 now
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Guess which of the fling quotes are Tump, and which are Jay.
(Hint, Jay knows how to find the little man in the boat, Trump just fumbles around down there.)
1: “I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fing face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you’ll see this fing face. I make that sht work. It does whatever the f** I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little f***, none of you little fs out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f. Then I rub my nose with it.”
2: “I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything
Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Try not to catch any more felony charges on the way through the parking lot!
someguy3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[To DAs:] Hey you, get back here!