probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass…
Most normal police encounter in the news
Submitted 11 months ago by NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz to memes@sopuli.xyz
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xor@infosec.pub 11 months ago
blubton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was probably Hans Niemann then
30p87@feddit.de 11 months ago
Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I’m being stopped in traffic…
xor@infosec.pub 11 months ago
just get arrested a couple times…
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sir, I need your driver’s license and registration. Also, bend over…
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
License, registration, contents of your anus please!
Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.irmoz@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Not a single thing about this sounds “routine”
EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“routine”
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further.”
Vilian@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn’t found???
derpgon@programming.dev 11 months ago
Diamonds are stored in the balls!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”
clearedtoland@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”
shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 11 months ago
Eh they’re brown diamonds
can@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
stoi@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
why didn’t you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.
mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
“Now if you don’t mind pissing in this cup for me so I don’t have to force a catheter up your urethra.”
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Also, please give me a hug. My wife won’t do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her.”
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Appearanlty it’s a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years
mihor@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
DiamondButt
gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop
irmoz@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Best comment ever written in the history of the internet
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Source? Post the complete ranked list.