Most normal police encounter in the news

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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It was coal at the beginning of the traffic stop

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  • irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Best comment ever written in the history of the internet

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    • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Source? Post the complete ranked list.

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• xor@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  probably routine traffic stop that revealed he had a warrant for a long history of smuggling things up his ass…

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  • blubton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It was probably Hans Niemann then

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  • 30p87@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can I somehow register my history of smuggling things up my ass? Just in case I’m being stopped in traffic…

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    • xor@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      just get arrested a couple times…

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Image

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sir, I need your driver’s license and registration. Also, bend over…

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• KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  License, registration, contents of your anus please!
  Do you know why I performed a full cavity search on you? One of your brakelights was out.

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• irmoz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not a single thing about this sounds “routine”

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• EF5C_EF5C@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “routine”

  You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I am altering the meaning. Pray I do not alter it any further.”

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• Vilian@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  why he look like he has 44 more diamonds hiding somewhere else that the police didn’t found???

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  • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Diamonds are stored in the balls!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Suspect, on the bench at booking time to the guy next to him: “Ha! They missed 1.”

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• clearedtoland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Spread your cheeks and lift your sac!”

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• shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Eh they’re brown diamonds

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  >Eusebio Padilla, 23, was stopped in Albuquerque for not having a license plate

  Dumbass

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  • stoi@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not just leave them in at that point? Lol

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• pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  why didn’t you censor out the website, we could have been guessing all sorts of websites like fox news or CNN.

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• mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Officers: Ben Dover and Seymour Butts

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• cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Now if you don’t mind pissing in this cup for me so I don’t have to force a catheter up your urethra.”

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  • KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Also, please give me a hug. My wife won’t do it anymore, no matter how hard I beat her.”

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• therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Appearanlty it’s a very common thing for criminals to put drugs up their ass, stories like these have been showing up for years

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• mihor@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  DiamondButt

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