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Anon figures out the secret to charisma

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • halykthered@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey there, shy and introverted nerds with barely contained rage that this platform is known for! Have you tried speaking like a government official? The best way to learn how is to study videos of the third reich’s chief propagandist! My life has turned around from consuming hours of nazi propaganda! But I’m totally just trying to learn how to talk like him, I promise!

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And if you do it too, you’ll get friends and pussy! Which we all know you couldn’t possibly achieve any other way!

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      • metaStatic@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He's got a point

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    • Droechai@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I find Mussolini’s hand motions intriguing, if someone started helicopter hand while speaking I would probable give the person attention, at least for a while

      youtu.be/O7RVOG865OM?si=_773J1tT5hXxXCGP

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve noticed a lot of news presenters emulating the Trump hand motions of “this is a square, this a rectangle, this is a square again.”

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    might even get a date

    ah yes, it’s fake

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sure, that’s how you can tell.

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      • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean…the rest of it tracked 100% for 4chan

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  • minibyte@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon learns to speak like a person. Fantastic

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  • Titou@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you ever fell like you were a weird or creep person, remember 4chan users exist.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the Dwight’s acceptance speech in The Office

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilE4lr9Qb3A

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    • TwistedFox@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I seem to remember many more references in there than that video shows.

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  • SeattleRain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can see this happening. The US harbors a lot of fascist sympathies especially among the left. Scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds." As the say.

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