Submitted 8 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Consider a vasectomy, its in your child’s best interests.
Just because two horny idiots came together, now little Jimmy has to do taxes.
Be gay, for your never-born children. And the hot gay sex. Mostly for the hot gay sex. It’s a positive side-effect of the hot gay sex, really.
The inversion of the joke in the show makes this even funnier. If you didn’t catch it as a kid, the neighbors he’s comparing himself to, the Dinklebergs, have more material possessions because they’re DINKs - Dual Income No Kids. That’s where their last name comes from.
Hmm I gladly surf on the wave of this new movement/society mood because kids are annoying but I consider it more like a convenient excuse for myself than a real reason. We still live in the absolute best of times you could ever live in earths history
I top off the shampoo bottle with water when it reaches halfway so I can delay the next purchase
Unfair stuff. I never had to work even tbh. I mean I did some because it was like an adventure with a friend. annoying that not everyone can just live and don’t worry about those things
We still live in the absolute best of times you could ever live in humanity history
That seems to be the problem. People living in far worse conditions than you don’t have any hesitation making children. Some of them even live up to be quite happy.
When you have a kid they charge the kid and the mom for delivery. Like literally you are born into debt… this country is fucked up dystopia
More like “work, die”. Can’t consume much these days.
But my child is too young for a vasectomy.
Work is fine, if it’s meaningful to you. Consuming is basically everything we do that isn’t “work”. And death is inevitable.
If we didn’t all have to do soul destroying jobs when we’re young, I think we’d grow up with less of a desire to waste our youths trying to die young taking stupid risks in the name of YOLO or whatever. It also doesn’t help most of us never stop do sounds south destroying jobs.
But it doesn’t have to be this way. More progressivism is needed to get us toward a post-work future. Check out ‘solar punk’. That’s a future worth wanting.
consider an orchiectomy, no balls
Now we’re talking!
Yikes, at least give the child time to decide for himself when he grows up.
/s? What’s the Internet Standard Tag for I Willfully Misinterpreted Your Meaning For Humour But I’m Concerned You Might Think I Accidentally Misinterpreted It Or Worse?
You call this a life?
GrymEdm@lemmy.world 8 months ago
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