Sorry, too lazy for a proper screenshot Ping
Mmm yesss
Submitted 8 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de 8 months ago
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Why “Pooh”? It’s not a bear. Why not “defecate”?
stockRot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s alliteration. If you continued reading, you can see that they have a much more professional title right underneath
smeg@feddit.uk 8 months ago
But it’s “poo” for a shit, “Pooh” is the bear
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Why not at least “poop”?
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Whose idea was this? Who paid for it?
Carrolade@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Probably nobody. Study like this wouldn’t cost much, you’d just be reviewing footage of penguins looking for them to shit. Easy way to get an authorship credit.
My guess anyway, I haven’t actually checked the methodology.
snooggums@midwest.social 8 months ago
According to Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of the Research Institute of Luminous Organisms in Japan, a co-author of the original 2003 paper, these fecal findings all started with an expedition he led to Antarctica. Although he was collecting samples of local marine worms and tiny terrestrial insects called springworms for further study, he also took copious photographs of the many penguins in the region, which he used in his lectures. During a seminar at Kitasato University in Japan, a young woman asked about a slide showing a penguin brooding on its nest, wondering about the white and pink lines radiating outward. She interpreted them as “decoration” and asked how the penguins made them.
“I explained that a penguin stands up, moves to the edge of its nest, turns around, lifts its tail, and then shoots from its rear, which leaves a 30-40 cm long streak of semi-liquid whitish stuff behind,” Meyer-Rochow wrote in a 2019 blog post. “Everybody laughed—with the exception of the questioner. She got red in her face and quietly sat down.” (The color of the feces depends on the penguin’s diet: if primarily fish, the poop is white. If the penguin has been feasting on krill, the poop takes on a pinkish hue.)
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Someone measured enough penguins to find the average butthole size though. I would NOT do that for free…
mumblerfish@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They at least thank the “New Zealand Universiy Grant Committee”, so them maybe?
happybadger@hexbear.net 8 months ago
The illustration from the full study: i.imgur.com/2sS64b6.png
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Ohhhh I remember reading on an encyclopedia about this research! I think it even won a prize, the most useless study of the hear or something.
can@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You can’t just say something like that and not show us
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fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 months ago
Making you guys read. Get learned. This is a science community!!
JoMomma@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You’re not my PI!
can@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Jokes on you I only looked at the pictures😤
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
… who’s measuring the diameter of penguin buttholes?
ehxor@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Grad students, obviously.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 8 months ago
what penguin had its butthole measured?
uis@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Linuxoids