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• BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not about something new appearing, it’s about something becoming acceptable because your standards have lowered.

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  • BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep. Every time you open that door your standards get a little bit lower until they reach the threshold of what’s actually in the refrigerator.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Me making toast at 3am

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I just need to be sure

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The college student scramble. In Poland the most common name for male genitals is “eggs”. So opening the fridge, scratching Your balls and then closing the fridge is called a College Scramble.

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• pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is why glass doors on fridges should be standard.

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You might have missed something last time! Something delicious like old condiments or that frozen dinner that you’re not sure if it’s still good even though it’s frozen!

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not sure how you’d pull it off, but it’s be fun to prank someone by making a treat appear in their fridge between checks, even though they live alone.

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  • Promethiel@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1. Arrange a carbon monoxide leak
    2. mention there’s a reverse burglar on the loose in the neighborhood leaving sweets
    3. Wait
    4. Profit

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• xilliah@beehaw.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cuz that shit happens

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