spidey senses

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• fluxion@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Here’s a silk dispenser too. Do whatever you want with it… catch prey, fly around in the air currents whatever the fuck. Just don’t tell the boss i hooked you up

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could even use it as a scuba tank if you want

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• HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  8 eyes but still with really shitty vision. Spiders got scammed.

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  • DeviantOvary@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not all. Jumping spiders and wolf spiders took all the good eyes and ran away with them.

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    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I once spent nearly my entire lunch break on a construction site watching a tiny jumping spider hunt. That was awesome.

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• anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spiders are just failed crabs. Or possibly in-process crabs.

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  • mediOchre@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Conversely, crabs are the spiders of the sea. Which is why I have a hard time eating them even though they’re delicious.

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    • Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because you love spiders so much?

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes but fortunately crabs don’t make nets

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• OpenStars@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um… do they have 8 of anything, ah, else?

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    asking for a friend

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• Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You want spider-man powers? Fine, here you go. Lets call you a… well you’re not a man… OK lets call you spider.

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• CrayonRosary@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you say “Here’s your large number of things”, I can forgive the error, but if you spell out “Here is your large number of things” instead of “Here are…” I shake my head.

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• Thief_of_Crows@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope, 8. 6 legs is insects or threesomes.

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