Anon tries to eat better

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  my guts are yelling in german

  Jesus Christ I haven’t laughed that hard in weeks.

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  • ringwraithfish@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Glad I’m not the only one. Dude has a way with words!

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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The anal air pistol is a very real phenomenon and has produced the smoothest shits of my life. It’s a maglev, suspending your every log and nugget upon decadently luxurious tufts of air. I’m convinced it never even touches my colon based on the sheer level of comfort.

  I’ve tried desperately to replicate it, everything from binging cabbage to kegal sealing my rectum to offer my body as a pressurized flesh methane tank, but it’s vexingly difficult to perfect. It is my brown whale.

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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Your writing is great, but your descriptive talents would be appreciated elsewhere.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t worry, I already browse !thefarside@sh.itjust.works

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Welcome to the high fiber club anon.

  It works not because it makes you feel fuller. It works because you’re afraid to eat anything because you’re just reloading your fiber ass cannon.

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• idiomaddict@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I cut out dairy as a lifelong vegetarian a little over a year ago, and the biggest difference is my shits (I can’t digest animal fat very well, but didn’t realize that I also can’t digest animal based fats well either, so YMMV). I have clean, fast, effortless shits every time, and they’re huge (maybe you’re an adult, but there’s something satisfying about taking a giant shit for me).

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why are these unruly bowels stories always so poetic? Lol they get me every time

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