Comment on If you have diarrhea and you hold it in will your body retain some of the water?

14th_cylon@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For the most part yeah. Just don’t trust a fart.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have a pretty decent collection of plugs; one of them oughta be enough to hold back the deluge. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just remember that it’s a two-ended pipe, even if a long one.

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    • copymyjalopy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sadly it’s a real medical condition that leads to a really bad death if untreated.

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    • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Plug both ends. Problem solved.

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      • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Swallow the plug.

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was Celiac for most of my life without knowing it so yes I got quite good at it

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  • KillingAndKindess@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Butt fuck your doctor?

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    • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d rather not but I appreciate the offer

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      • philpo@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No,no,you misunderstood!

        That is a complicated procedure that should only be performed by specialists,it’s not comparable to what you do at home.

        You get prior clearance from the buttfucking department of your insurance (they are always available and really good at this and also enjoy their job a lot) and then you get an appointment for a specialist within your network to buttfuck your doctor. If your insurance is good it can be ‘Vlad the impeller’, but most people only get ‘Norman needledick’ covered, but some choose a higher copay to afford ‘Redneck Randy’ at least.

        Unless of course you are one of us Eurofilthys, we all get the same ‘Pierre Puckerwrecker’ to buttfuck our doctor after waiting for three years, but at least it’s free

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once white knuckled a bus ride with no option to stop for 3 hours. Probably 10+ times I was sure the wave of pain was gonna be that wave

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  • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    jesus christ dude

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    • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not religious but by the opening of hour three I was ready to make a deal with any deities listening

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