Joe Bidet?
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Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Bidet.
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
John Bidet, inventor of the bidet.
motor_spirit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
gang 🤞
Subverb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My house has four bathrooms and three bidets. My teenage son just won’t get on board with having a clean ass.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Maybe he has a sensitive ass.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s gentler than tp
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.
quixotic120@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I gave up on reddit years ago but whenever someone posts about bidets it reminds me of my favorite reddit exchange
Someone posted asking why americans don’t use bidets. I commented, saying “am american, use bidet. Love it, shits tight”
Eventually a reply came from a confused esl person asking me if I had a constipation problem because they didn’t understand the colloquialism “shits tight”
I think about that exchange more often than I should
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I mean a bidet would help with tight shit as well.
reev@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A bidet is a miracle device, helps in any and all situations. Diarrhea? Solved. Constipation? Solved. Regular? Surprisingly, solved. Wanna do the front too? Can be a bit awkward but it’s got you covered (in water, of course). Washing the throne? Solved. Basic calculus? Solved. Advanced calculus? Believe it or not, solved. Taxes? Avoided. Marriage counseling? Ever since I got my bidet my wife says my “stench is less appalling”. Solved, baby. I even use it to water the garden and defend my house from intruders.
Cannot recommend enough.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Neti pot? Solved!
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Thirsty? Solved!
echodot@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Would require good water pressure. Although that’s a careful balancing act because you can go too far the other way. Then that’s an embarrassing hospital visit.
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Doubtful. I have never heard of residential water pressure high enough to do any damage.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Fires up pressure washer with extreme prejudice.
shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
¡Duce’s Loose!
<wavesPinkyAndThumbInTheShaka>
Dasus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Apparently they didn’t know shit.