Well, I guess you’re getting screwed anyways
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Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 day agoSpeak for yourself, I hope the furry aliens make me their pet.
SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 7 hours ago
🥺
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.
We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.
gnutrino@programming.dev 17 hours ago
Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
for free??
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).
So nope, not in the slightest.
Arbiter@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s all fun and games until the deworming.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
How many people have worms? I thought that was rare… Am I missing something and Kennedy is actually not an odd-ball?
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not many people have them, but the aliens don’t know which ones - and they already have the anal probe equipment handy.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Shit, here I thought we were all going to just take heart guard haha. Your way doesn’t sound as fun.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 22 hours ago
almost all animals and a lot of people too have worms
source: i read it somewhere
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
What’s great is when they show up and become furry because they decide that furries have devised the best possible social system in the cosmos
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 18 hours ago
Humans… 🤦♂️
(Source: SMBC)