Comment on master manipulators

• spechter@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, I guess you’re getting screwed anyways

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  • sleen@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe he likes getting screwed.

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• leftzero@lemmynsfw.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Humans… 🤦‍♂️

  (Source: SMBC)

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• ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would love the life of a house pet as long as I can play video games instead of sleeping all the time.

  We just collectively need to convince our new overlords that it’s enrichment and just let me keep it I already have it, and I’ll be totally friendly and compliant whenever you want, I can pause, it’s cool.

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  • Arbiter@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I mean I can multitask licking their tentacles while I game.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would it change your mind if the aliens are responsible owners and neuter their pets?

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    • puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      for free??

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    • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Got my tubes tied when I was 27 (no kids no interest).

      So nope, not in the slightest.

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    • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We’re on lemmy, none of us are having kids anyway.

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• LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s all fun and games until the deworming.

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How many people have worms? I thought that was rare… Am I missing something and Kennedy is actually not an odd-ball?

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    • LovableSidekick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not many people have them, but the aliens don’t know which ones - and they already have the anal probe equipment handy.

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shit, here I thought we were all going to just take heart guard haha. Your way doesn’t sound as fun.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      almost all animals and a lot of people too have worms

      source: i read it somewhere

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What’s great is when they show up and become furry because they decide that furries have devised the best possible social system in the cosmos

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• SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🥺

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