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• Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Earth has been around for 4.5 billion years. For 4.3 billion years life has existed.

  That is, at minimum, 4 billion years of animal farts we’re breathing in with ever… Single… Breath…

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  • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t think bacterial excretions count as farts, so it’s probably more like 800 million years worth of farts as that’s when animals started existing.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re all star farts. I guess it’s a matter of who cMe first, the chicken or the fart.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Joke’s on you, I don’t breathe.

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• BastingChemina@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The water you are drinking has been through his penis (and asshole)

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re just trying to turn me on at this point.

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