Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And a capybara

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And a pigeon. It succeeds in that one.

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there’s one of a Holstein cow successfully eating baby chickens.

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      • SolOrion@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s more than one video of horses eating a chick.

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There aren’t many videos out there of creatures trying to eat a capybara.

    It takes some ferocious kind of predator to even attempt it.

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      capybara get eaten in the wild all the time. average lifespan of a wild one is 4 years, and the primary cause of death is predation. they can live 10 years in captivity

      their main form of defense is reproducing about as quickly as rabbits. they are sometimes competition for grazing land, but South Americans usually farm them if they’re a pest, rather than exterminating them, as they are very good meat animals. the Catholic Church classifies them as fish, so the more Catholic of community is, the more of them they’re eating (Catholics aren’t allowed to eat meat on friday, and somebody along the way decided fish weren’t meat. it wasn’t unusual to write the Vatican with a description vague enough to get something declared a fish; both the capybara and beaver were classified as fish because the people submitting the request just emphasized the amount of their lives they spend in the water), and there’s a medicinal grease produced from their skin that they use like petroleum jelly.

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        but South Americans usually farm them if they’re a pest, rather than exterminating them, as they are very good meat animals

        As a South American… Eww! Are you getting your facts from ChatGPT?

        Catholics aren’t allowed to eat meat on friday

        Again, as somebody that was grown catholic, where are you getting that from?

        Mostly large snakes and jaguars eat them. Otherwise, nothing is really a danger.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I need to find this.

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