Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it’s a long-standing tradition. all official pelican fights must be a surprise

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• halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    right punch the pelican in the face with another pelican. that’s how you win

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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t live in a place that’s even remotely hospitable for pelicans but you’re right. It just kind of happens sometimes. Like a fact of life

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• RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I haven’t. Did I miss much?

  I’ve been attached by geese though.

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  • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Emotionally or physically?

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    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Rejection hurts 🤕

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      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Not as much as geese bites. They’re vicious medium sized bastards.

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