What’s it going to do? Swallow you? Lmao. It can try. I don’t see how it can intentionaly hurt an actual human.
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YottaDren@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ok so my experience comes from catching chickens and clawed ducks as a child, so assuming you’re a full grown adult, and this chart, the ratios are the same.
You gotta catch them from surprise, from the back, but it sounds like you’re already in the fight if shit goes down. The beak is your issue. The wings are just a distraction. Get the pelican bastard from the neck, as high as possible if you can and try to grab the legs. ChatGPT says they don’t really use their legs to fight, but worst case, start swinging it. I bet once you clamp on the beak, it’ll be hard for it to open. Like how alligators can chomp down, but have trouble opening. Once it’s subdued, it might stay freaked out for a while. You just gotta hold it until it accepts defeat.
Then take it to your mom and she’ll take the head and feathers off for dinner.
Best of luck brother.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 days ago
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You can never plan to fight a pelican. It just happens. We’ve all been there.
tilefan@lemm.ee 1 week ago
it’s a long-standing tradition. all official pelican fights must be a surprise
halfapage@lemmy.world 1 week ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
right punch the pelican in the face with another pelican. that’s how you win
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
I don’t live in a place that’s even remotely hospitable for pelicans but you’re right. It just kind of happens sometimes. Like a fact of life
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
I haven’t. Did I miss much?
I’ve been attached by geese though.
kambusha@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Emotionally or physically?
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 1 week ago
Rejection hurts 🤕