Comment on Splat

stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• halykthered@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Perhaps through the evidence of a crater, and it’s depth in the type of ground in which it was found, is enough for scientists to determine these creatures actually threw up fully erect, not unlike the night I lost my virginity.

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    threw up fully erect

    It’s called an orgasm

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    • SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve had my orgasm all over the kitchen floor after downing a litre of mead.

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  • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or it threw up over the ledge; a lot of animals puke over the edge of something

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  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    it’s

    It is.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Focusing on the important parts in the sentence, like a common autocorrect-forced error.

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  • GasMeterCrasher@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The new “hell in a cell.” Get to work and godspeed.

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• credo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sometimes you just don’t have time man.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how else would you crush your enemies with vomit

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Speak for yourself

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• victorz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I elongate my neck when I puke, like a turtle. Not sure about you. I do however bend over by the waist/hips.

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