Comment on I swear to god

Pirky@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one

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  • BatmanAoD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because the right is funnier

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    • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the left one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.

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      • BatmanAoD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wat

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  • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

    A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

    QED

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    • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.

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    • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Also huge tongue

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    uwu

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• Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?

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  • gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues

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    • gregor@gregtech.eu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😬

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    that neck

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