Also huge tongue
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Pirky@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The left one. It’s the Giraffe’s neck that’s long. Not their torso.
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How does he pick his nose or brush his teeth?
gibmiser@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fun fact, Giraffes have extremely long tongues
gregor@gregtech.eu 10 months ago
😬
Num10ck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that neck
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Counterargument: a centaur is a human torso on a horse’s neck, so it’s the right one
BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 10 months ago
But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Because the right is funnier
fushuan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the left one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.
BatmanAoD@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wat
bitwaba@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.
A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.
QED
fushuan@lemm.ee 10 months ago
A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.
portuga@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists