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curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
I met my wife at a bar. We’ve been married 4 years now.
She walked in alone, looking beautiful. Made up, red lipstick, hot dress.
I was shooting pool in the back with some friends before we head to our friends dj set. She sat down in the front, nearly by the door. I handed my cue off to someone and said shoot for me, I need to take care of something.
As I walk towards her, I can see every other single dude, and the not single dudes, and a couple of ladies eyeballing her. I walked with such momentum that anyone considering trying to make the move had already yielded. I walked with such confidence they probably thought I was already with her.
I sit next to her and start chatting. Ask if I can buy her a drink. Introduce myself. Ask what she’s up to. Turns out she’s trying to go dancing. She was supposed to meet a friend who was running late, but the dance club accross the street they were going to had closed suddenly a few days prior.
It just so happened that my buddy was DJing the best, sold out, ballroom dance party that night. And I was on the list.
We have a few drinks and chat, convince her to come with us if she’s trying to dance. She gets in the Uber with some of my other friends I was shooting pool with and I. The friends there and candid vibe set her at ease, it is a little crazy to jump in a Uber with someone you met 30 minutes ago after all.
I get to look so cool when I tell the bouncer I’m on the list, but there must be a mistake I should be listed for a +1 too. No problem, we both get in. It’s litterally the best dance party I’ve been too. We dance, make out, the rest is history.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Thanks! Our son just turned 3!
tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This reads like copypasta from a “red pill” forum
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Had to look up red pill. You’re probably a creep if you’re in those forums.
tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope, not at all, but had a friend who wouldn’t shut up about it a couple of years ago. Needless to say we’re not friends anymore, he was really gross with his wife.
webpack@ani.social 1 month ago
chat is this real…
NightShot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
TLDR; Chad gets girl ;-)
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Oh, but I’m actually a nerdy dnd playing programmer.
Maalus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Being a chad isn’t really about being buff or something. It’s about doing what you did. As you said, everyone in the bar was eyeing her, wondering, imagining. You were the one that immediately sat down and started talking. You risked possible humiliation, the “walk of shame” away from her, etc. You were 10 steps ahead when people didn’t realize they could walk up to her.
But at the end of the day, greentext still stands. Your wife didn’t really walk up there alone - her friend was late. She would’ve been in a “group” otherwise. She probably wouldn’t get into that uber and gotten to the party if the friend wasn’t late.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Yeah shit, I really didn’t mean for the moral of my story to be prey on vulnerable women. But that is kinda why it worked for me isn’t it. But she did walk in alone, and I did pounce.
I was really just trying to give advice to anyone struggling. Just be at the place, have shit going on, be confident and charismatic.
It’s really not hard.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
everyone in the bar was eyeing her
Eh, I take that as exaggeration. I’m guessing a lot of that was in OP’s head.
“walk of shame” away from her
OP was with friends. Yeah, they probably would’ve given him a hard time, but it would’ve come from a place of support.
It’s scary to put yourself out there, and most of the time it doesn’t pay off. But at the end of the day, you need to take a chance every now and then or you’ll always get what you’ve always got.
sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 1 month ago
THAT I believe 😂
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
It’s true. My last 5e character was a half aquatic elf, rogue warlock. He was a pirate, so think Cervantes from Soul Calibur.
KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 1 month ago
OMG! Me too!!
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Something isn’t adding up here.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 1 month ago
What’s not?