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Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

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Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Was it a nice ass at least?

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- bricklove@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It has to be if your name is on it
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Sometimes, you put your name on the best ass you can get even if it’s not the best ass to put your name on.
    
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  - TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Because your name is such dogshit that it makes everything around it nicer by comparison
    
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- Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.
  
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N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.

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- captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got
  
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bstix@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Is your friend Steve-O?

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