Comment on stars & sharks

SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sharks are older than trees.

  But are younger than the mountains.

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  • Buttermilk@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yellowstone

    Well…

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The geologic processes that led to the formation of the Appalachian Mountains started 1.1 billion years ago.

      There’s no shark without Mountain Mama

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ehhhh they’re younger than some mountains though. There are ranges that are over a billion years old, but the Himalayas are “only” some 50-70 million years old.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They’re mountains when it’s impressive that I can throw a football over them.

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  • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Why did I read this to the tune of colors of the wind…

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    • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sharks are older than the grinning bobcat

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      • Lemjukes@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But are they older than why he grins?

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some of it.

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• desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I refuse to believe any animal is older than doritos

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  • BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No they are wrong. Doritos are eternal.

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• Maturin@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What do you think the first several hundreds of millions of years were like before they had Doritos?

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• blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Appendages? Like, fins?

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  • TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He’s thinking of penguins

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  • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Like appendix I imagine.

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    • blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Aren’t appendages external?

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