Comment on Okay, two issues here...

brlemworld@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  #3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

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  • TotallyNotSpezUpload@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.

    The same holds true for Martin Sheen:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw

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  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When the president stands, nobody sits

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  • Alterforlett@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.

    Jesus Christ!

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• user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  3. Which Jesus?

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  Credit: www.deviantart.com/…/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)

    dir: Andrew Adamson

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• problematicPanther@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds me of a joke:

  Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?

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• Paradachshund@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.

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