Jesus is a Mexican name. Check mate.
Comment on Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race?
radix@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If the race were between The Literal Devil ® and Jesus Christ (D), the vote total would be 45%-55% just based on the letter they choose to run after their name.
Policy doesn’t matter when people base their entire personality on their political party identification.
lath@lemmy.world 1 week ago
OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Closer to 50/50 with the electoral college.
dwemthy@lemdro.id 1 week ago
Like the real Jesus would run as a Democrat. At least with the Devil you know where you stand! /s
Today@lemmy.world 1 week ago
And it pisses me off that people will vote for the dipshit because he’s an R, but i would vote for a half-dead horny toad on the other side.
dhork@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Jesus was a socialist Jew. We had one of those run for President, too, but couldn’t make it past the Democratic primary.
MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 1 week ago
But see how evil he looks…
/s
Birdy Sanders
OpenStars@discuss.online 1 week ago
Wanting us to become fiscally responsible, like not get into new wars into we’ve paid off previous ones? i.e. pay less money to the rich via the Military Industrial complex?
Wanting to tax the wealthy?
Wanting to redistribute money to take care of the poor?
Yeah, obviously evil indeed 😂 (from the POV of “I got mine, now I’m pulling up the ladder🪜”).
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If you completely forget everything about Bernie; who he is, what he’s done, how he speaks, everything; he does look like a CEO who would lay off half his staff for a discount on a sandwich. But thats more because he’s an old white guy in a suit and they all look like that
Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He has joyful eyes
vaxhax@lemmy.world 1 week ago
He got my first D primary vote… but NOT MY LAST.
mister_brown@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Amen, preach it!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 week ago
needs more puppies and rainbows