Heaven is a half-pipe.
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KillerTofu@lemmy.world 1 year agoAs if Heaven was a place.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 year ago
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If I die before I wake…
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At least in heaven I can skate.
linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 1 year ago
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
vaxhax@lemmy.world 1 year ago
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That was also implied.
swab148@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 1 year ago
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Do you know what that’s worth??
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do