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• Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.

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  • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you know what that’s worth??

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    • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”

      Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.

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      • Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

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• ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heaven is a half-pipe.

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I die before I wake…

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      At least in heaven I can skate.

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      • linkinkampf19@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack

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    • vaxhax@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.

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• erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That was also implied.

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• swab148@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

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