I’ve literally done exactly this
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cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 months ago
She isn’t going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill without sharing.
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Found the meatballs guy
ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke
jballs@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Yeah, don’t want to be loading up on soda calories when there’s meatballs to be eaten!
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 months ago
He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.
He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.
So wholesome!
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Joey doesn’t share food!
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What happened to communicating with your partner
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is non verbal communication.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 months ago
You’re not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 months ago
6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they’d need more food in order for him to have enough.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I mean the guy could have legitimately told her about the meatballs, yet thought it was funny to say he would “try” them knowing the waiter knew full well they already had them twice.
Queue them laughing on the way home and her finding it to be a cute quirk that he likes to confuse waiters with such.
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
That’s a good theory.