Comment on It all floats..

474D@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some of mine float. Others don’t. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there’s no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes!!!

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?

    Stress?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can I get laxatives for that?

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      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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  • whostosay@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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  • Emptiness@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shit-weasels

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

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