I’m not sure you’d win. This is a man with decades of Pavlovian training, who can literally fart on command given the right keyword. It’s a pretty wild gamble to assume that “poop poop” is not in this repertoire.
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GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
While at your desk make direct and sustained eye contact in silence. Once you know you have him gently say “poop poop” then violently shit yourself. Everything is about shitting, except shitting. Shitting is about power.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The moment you hear that third Saiyan “POOOOP” and realize you’ve miscalculated.
sfxrlz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you sure it’s not the other way around? Maybe he just says toot toot to be sure it’s not a turd arriving…
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m pretty sure the oncoming fart triggers the “toot toot”, not the phrase triggering a fart. However you may be correct about the pavlovian aspect.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Heres what you do - go to the bank today, get $50 in pennies…
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 11 months ago
Dominance is the key
Neon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everything is about shitting -> Power is about shitting
Power is about shitting -> shitting is about power
Repeat
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
this whole thread, I’m crying