“I’ll take a burger, mediums rare, & let’s do a 50/50 blend of Ground Chuck & Beyoncé on Sourdough.”
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Zetta@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
Haha I’ve been saying for fucking years that boutique lab growing meat outlets will pop up selling exotic animal meats and celebrity human meat. We are getting close to that future
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Ground Chuck
Palahniuk or Norris?
Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Republican meat is ewwh
Revan343@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Palahniuk it is the
andros_rex@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Palahnuik has written an auto cannibalism scene. In Haunted, girl passes out, other people decide to eat her (framing story is that it’s a reality tv show, but they all want it to go wrong and kill each other, it is extremely fucked up and is where “Guts” is from if you’ve ever been subjected to that). She wakes up to the smell of her own ass in the microwave.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The former seems more appropriate.
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
Donebrach@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Wreched vore future unlocked.
Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
What are the chances this doesn’t result in a rise of (traditional) cannibalism? High profile cannibalism case where they tasted a sample of a celebrity and went for the real deal.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
That wasn’t on my bingo card…
fellowmortal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Its not the ‘eat the rich’ that I was hoping for… Might be the one we deserve.
Persen@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Eat the rich (onlyfans celebrities).
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Oh God, the amount of people lining up to buy an OF persons meat…
😬
mister_flibble@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
They can include the bath water for half price so you can make soup!