Comment on Anon drinks milk

Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

  I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a big kid

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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  • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

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  • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.

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    • bestagon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Asterion build

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  • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Apple juice

    Its like tree milk

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, if you want to kiss your gay boyfriend you need to get a room, that shit is disgusting.

    Same with people who eat sh**arma, and those wacky whorish fucking d****rs defining the streets.

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      ?

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  • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sure, if you are a baby cow

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?

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