I’m a dude and a cucumber definitely doesn’t seem like it would feel great going in and out. It’s bumpy and the skin is pretty coarse. A banana definitely sounds like a more logical choice.
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Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I’ve never used a veg for these purposes and I’m not planning to. I would definitely not recommend it to anyone, and I would recommend be very mindful of the hygiene of any objects you decide to insert for whatever reason- speaking from experience here, UTIs are no fun.
Most people don’t use vegetables for this afaik.
That aside, the only girl who ever confided in me that she used a veg (a banana btw) also said she put it in a condom. She said she would bin it all afterwards and this sounds like what someone reasonable enough would do. I’d be grossed out if I was to eat something used for that and I’d feel awful to have my family eat something used that way. Just no.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
IronKrill@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Nah, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the girth and texture of a garden cucumber.
Mothra@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I used to grow cucumbers. Garden cucumbers have a rep for flavour and texture, not girth. That’s a nice looking cucumber there, good job.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stop, I can only get so hard…
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Thank you for the honest response! I sincerely appreciate it.
Reflecting on your answer, that would make complete sense. Why wouldn’t a person use a condom? My wife has explained how concerned she is about UTIs, and adding that veggie bacteria would be concerning.
I’m starting to feel like my veggies are safe.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also most young teens would be a little intimidated by a cucumber. A carrot or banana is more likely, since they’ve probably seen a condom on one before.
As for the 3 hours, it’s long but by no means impossible.
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I havent seen anyone montion this, but cucumbers have little sharp spikes/spines on their skin so that’d be a huge no for the vast majority of people, and those little spikes would probably rip any condom stretched over it.
Very few people are gonna be into fucking themselves with something that’s got tiny thorns on it…unless they go out of their way to remove them without peeling it entirely I guess.
Seems like a lot of work though.
OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Any decent person would trash it afterwards.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s just wasteful. I would totally eat it after washing.