Comment on Why does the urge to go to the bathroom increase when we get home?

• PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s true because I have a bidet.

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Tell your work to put in a bidet? Yeah, that’ll happen /s :-D.

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    • PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      God I wish.

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  • finley@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jealous

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I suddenly want to make a line of parodies of these signs. Like have one that says in a really quirky font “Defecate” for the bathroom.

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Live, Laugh, Poop

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ingest, Digest, Excrete

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

    some people get confused but hey it’s fun

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  • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do it!

    Some already exist though, if you want additional inspiration:

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’m thinking specifically targeting the “Live Laugh Love” Rae Dunn kind of aesthetic.

      Weird tangent: I was asked to design and build a dining room cupboard for my parents’ house. So I went out to the internet to look at examples to come up with design elements I liked, and I noticed something: I couldn’t find any evidence that anyone actually uses dining room cabinets for anything. It’s supposed to be a buffet or server with dish storage above, but they’re only ever used as trophy cases to consumerism. Set dressing to make the Tiktok studio look like a home. And I really want to graffiti a cock and balls on the very concept itself.

      Do something like this but hang the cute little ceramic pig on a cute little steel meathook, write “BABY FACTORY” and “SPERM DONOR” on the mugs, make the signs say things like “Purchase” and “Keep Up Appearances” and “Like Share Subscribe Follow”, use fake dead plants, stuff like that.

      It’s the closest thing to art I’ve had the desire to do.

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      • OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I think back when people had less space and fewer things, they would hold the good fancy items for special events. Whereas now everyone has far more than they need… except ironically health insurance, a stable job, oh yeah a place to live, food, etc.

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