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SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
The man I’ve come closest to falling in love with was a short, chubby, hair-thinning, stuttering goofball. He kept himself clean, well-groomed, and wore nice clothes that fit him.
He was so passionate about what he loved (art, cats, and European history) that I couldn’t help but be absolutely smitten. His sincerity had me smiling from ear-to-ear every time I saw him get excited. Telling me about pieces of armor, paintings, music, and all kinds of other things, taking me to different places the way he spoke so happily about the things he cared about.
People can, more often than not, see through insincerity. Be real with what you like & who you are. The people who appreciate those things about you the real ones.
blazeknave@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I want to hook you up with my brother, who sounds very much like your dude, but not married.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Drop me his email! Or whatever people use to communicate these days.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’d love to know how you are going to start that conversation.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Dick picWith a friendly greeting, then an inquiry about what kind of hobbies and interests he has, probably.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
What happened?
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Turns out, he was already married.
Lovely man, but he had some issues to work out. Wished him the best, but I had to move on.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
Oof.
Hope you found someone else.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Thanks! Maybe one day. Much appreciated!
Bread@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I needed to hear this today. Thank you.
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
You are worthy of love, my dear.
Bread@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I’m not crying, you’re crying! :')
buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 months ago
No…no…no… the only way is to catfish and lie because nobody will love you ever. The most you can hope for is to momentarily fool somebody into thinking your are something other than what you are for one hot second.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Yes I’m sorry my bad. Fake it until you’re massively insecure and hateful because you feel you can’t be yourself for the sake of attracting feeeeeemale attention. Then wallow in your misery when you realize that the problem might be a deep-rooted personal issue, but be sure to blame it on “normies” & wimmin instead of taking steps towards self-improvement and personal growth. ✨️❤️💵🤡🎉🎺❤️✨️
buttfarts@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Now that’s a rock solid plan that you can take to the bank!