Ask and you shall receive:
NSFW, but not pornographic
Click here for a non-sexualized video of the birth of a baby giraffe. It’s pretty high!
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago…ya know, I’m 40 years old, and up until this point in my life I’ve never once considered what a giraffe pussy looks like…and my brain isn’t capable of doing so. Maybe that’s a good thing.
PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 3 months ago
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Did she prolapse or is the baby just wearing the amniotic sac? Jesus, birthing hooves seems unpleasant
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I’m not going to watch the video, are giraffe babies born with fairy fingers like horses?
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’m very grossed out after looking it up, but I can’t tell, tbh.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
black lips to match the tongue
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They got a zoo in your town?
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t think I like where this is going…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
… To the zoo?
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yeah it’s way too hot for a zoo trip. 🫠
EurekaStockade@lemmy.world 3 months ago
They kick you out if you get too close to the animals genitals :(
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It got bad enough they had to put up signs
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Binoculars, buddy.