or mute your phone and mime typing more than you are
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JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 months ago
Pro tip: look up your local police station and dial their full 10 digit phone number instead of 911
shneancy@lemmy.world 3 months ago
then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I’d use 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
That’s so easy to remember. Let me try.
0118 999 881 99 9 119 725
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
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roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dear Sir/Madam,
Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.
All the best, Maurice Moss
misterundercoat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.
BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 3 months ago
One of my awesome repeating jokes was to tell people my telephone number as one number. So say my number was (305) 558-9151, I’d give my number as three billion, fifty-five million, five hundred and eighty-nine thousand, one hundred and fifty-one. I made sooo many friends that way.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Don’t you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725…
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01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 3 months ago
Which country have I reached?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
sealand
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 3 months ago
A fire? At a Sea Parks??
mlg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Probably better to write an email lol.