Comment on Fastest animal
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
Comment on Fastest animal
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The correct answer is an unlucky sentient manhole cover, that incidentally was thinking “Oh no, not again”.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Love the HH reference, but you’re the second person to mention a manhole cover. What’s the story there?
sicarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I recall correctly the fastest object ever was a manhole cover after an explosion. If it was sentient then it would be the fastest creature. BRB, going to look up the incedent.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A one ton iron vent cap (sewer plate) moved so fast it vaporized. Iron into gas, just add velocity in atmo. That’s so fucking cool.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
No, it was clearly not cool, hence the vaporization.
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Here you go! It’s a fun read.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s what’s known in the industry as “an oopsie”. Almost at the “snafu” threshold over which it would be likely to cause a brouhaha.
Squorlple@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It was within their safety factor of ±50,001