Comment on Anon wants to be a vampire

VubDapple@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SpacePirate@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You farm the remaining humans like livestock? We mastered factory farming 100 years ago, no reason things need to change just because the animals can talk back.

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  • bizarroland@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Okay but among those people who choose to remain human, how many of us would be okay with donating blood every two weeks in exchange for food and rent?

    Think about it. If the vampires have all the power, why would they kill their food source when the longer they let their food source live the more food they get out of it?

    Let us tra-la-la and have happy-go-lucky existences, which will probably make our blood taste better to them, and they can spend their eternities competing for resources or whatever makes a vampire happy after the first 500 years.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I see a novel forming.

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      • odium@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m sure there are multiple already in existence

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      • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve been saying this since I was a kid. Every time I see a blood donation place. That’s a vampire organization and you can’t convince me otherwise :D

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      • kuadhual@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        There’s one already, where the vampire is a head of state and religius leader. (Luminous Valentine)

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fun fact, human blood can be vegan, as long as the human is consenting

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    • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the definition of veganism has nothing to do with consent, only exploitation.

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      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And if I’m consenting, then it isn’t exploitation when a hot vampire gives me the biggest fucking hickey

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      • embed_me@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Doesn’t consent imply the absence of exploitative forces?

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      • Aux@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Nothing is vegan then.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was part of the plots in the movies Blade & Blade 2.

    The problem becomes apparent in this film: m.imdb.com/title/tt0433362/

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We mastered factory farming 100 years ago

    Speak for yourself! I haven’t even begun practicing yet!

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m still salty that PETA stole their web domain from People Eating Tasty Animals.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He would quickly become pro-immigration

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or a bunch of redneck vampires invade Mexico

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Haven’t you watched From Dusk 'til Dawn? Vampires come FROM Mexico

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Quick! Book a pitch meeting with the heads of all the major studios!

      I’m thinking Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter meets Here Comes Honey Boo Boo meets Duck Dynasty!

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