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morphballganon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why have a pool at all
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right? To each their own, but if I had a pool, I’d be inviting friends and family over to enjoy it all the time. I bet those kids had a blast and made some fun memories.
ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Anon has ocd
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Tbh, I think I get it. Some people really get off on maintaining something in pristine condition. This is like an extremely expensive Bonsai tree or rock garden.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Same reason my wife wants at least 80m² of living space despite spending her time sitting on the corner of one chair looking at her phone : it feels nice to know you have it.
MethodicalSpark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
80m² = 860ft² for those of us in countries who perpetuate inferior measurement systems.
860ft² is extremely small compared to the average American home of 2,480ft².
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh yeah, for reference it’s a moderately sized flat for a family of four in a French city.
My dad has more of a country house with the huge park and trees and small lake… and still she only really needs her phone and a chair. Go figure.
rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 2 months ago
For small groups? 30 people (over 8 of whom are children) in a residential pool sounds absolutely gross even if it's not my pool and I'm not cleaning it.
cyborganism@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
At that point it’s an open sky toilet.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The story mentions one in diapers but the other part speaks about kids far more active (so older) than toddlers.
You may not have kids, so just to let you know: they usually don’t just piss in pools anymore as soon as they’re out of their diapers which usually is at 2 or 3 years old.
idiomaddict@feddit.de 2 months ago
Bruh, adults still piss in pools.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean my house isn’t designed for 30 people and 10 children, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t put my panties on and clean the house before an after a get together to build relationships.
rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 2 months ago
Hm, didn't know my comment mentioned that I wouldn't clean my house before a party. It's almost as if you're trying to imply I said something I didn't so that my comment appears unreasonable.
I will say it again: 30 people in a residential pool (described as small in the post) is disgusting. It has nothing to do with the house, the backyard, the barbecue, the pets, the grass, the carpet, etc. It has nothing to do with anything except the pool and its capacity.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well usually you clean a house/pool/yard before having people over… your comment IS unreasonable….
You mean like a yard/house not having the capacity of the same amount and it gets dirty and needs to be cleaned up…?
Dude it’s a pool, it gets dirty. So what you need to clean it twice a week instead of once a month. You lazy? Don’t want to guide relationships or something? There’s nothing disgusting about having a short party that makes a mess you need to deal with.
Its called having friends and building relationships, do you think that requires no works or something…? Sometimes you need to dirty your pool/house/yard to not be a basement troll. So yeah your comment is unreasonable since you’re saying everyone needs to stay in their basement and not make a mess or have fun lmfao.
prex@aussie.zone 2 months ago
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