Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.
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snooggums@midwest.social 4 months ago
This is me if I don’t write down the list.
“It’s just 3 things!”
“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me
Leaves list at home.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 months ago
snooggums@midwest.social 4 months ago
That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!
TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.
JoShmoe@ani.social 4 months ago
writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.
“Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”
“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.
*gasp* my gluten allergy.
Fetus@lemmy.world 4 months ago
What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.