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• CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  …Is your bathroom a swamp?

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

    My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

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    • JCreazy@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?

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      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?

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• GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the bathroom and toilet are “dewy” the bad design falls on the house itself.

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oooh. That makes more sense.

      In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

      The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

      If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

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• constantokra@lemmy.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

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• roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or anyone else’s for that matter.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Username does not check out.

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  • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

    I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

      IDK. I’m just some guy.

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

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