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Comment on Pearls Before Swine creator Stephan Pastis breaks 25% of the law.
samus12345@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What happens if you get an abortion on that spot?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Clouds will form over the spot as a warm wind blows in from the southeast. Flecks of rain will fall and a slow rumble will build from below as the ground shakes and a hole appears from the fallen ground. A representative of each will be sent: a sheriff, an artist, a socially conscious libertarian, and a racist.
They will each give you one gift and then the sheriff arrests you and takes you to be judged by the racists. The others watch on in quiet disapproval, to the abortion or the arrest it isn’t clear. The racist then says “As foretold, the skies open and you’re on trial in another state.”
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
A lot of slack-jawed tourists. Probably some dehydration as well.
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Going out of your way to have an abortion exactly there?
That sounds just like a
satanicwithcraft ritual.Not sure if there more or less steps, maybe it just IS considering abortion used to be a job for the local herbalist women.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 months ago
In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.
The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother’s life is in danger.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Wait three days for an abortion and nobody bats an eye.
Wait three days for a firearm and everybody loses their minds.
Snowyday@startrek.website 3 months ago
This guy aborts
danc4498@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Waiting 72 hours? Sounds like you just waited 15 weeks. Let me flush this gummy!